If there is a hell I'll see you there.

This has bothered me for a long time. I came across this via the master cynic Charlie Brooker, it's an excerpt from an American TV show called 'The Way of the Master'. Aggressive Christian stuff.



Ugh. Ok, I'm going to try and take as little time as possible to do this.

This is a banana:

A wild banana, as you would find them...in the wild. It's through selective breeding and cultivation by man over centuries that we end up with this:

Quite a difference, product of nature:

Product of man:

Thank you.